Цитаты о программировании, которые мотивируют и поднимают настроение
В 2021 году осталось всего два месяца, и, как и я, многие люди думали о том, чтобы насладиться этими двумя месяцами и начать все сначала.
Но для постановки целей нужна мотивация? Люди идут с мотивационными цитатами, но здесь я придумываю забавные цитаты, которые вы можете отнести к себе и которые могут мотивировать вас все больше и больше расти в этой области.
Чего вы ждете тогда? Давайте проверим.
Programmer's son asks his father: -Dad, why do the sun rise on the east and set on the west? Father: It works? Don't touch it.
(Источник: Реддит)
No matter how slick the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved. - Mark Gibbs
(Источник: https://www.azquotes.com/author/38974-Mark_Gibbs)
‘Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing’
Nine people can't make a baby in a month. - Fred Brooks
(Источник: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/768897?ref=programming-funny)
A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete. - Terry Baker
(Источник:https://softwarequotes.com/quote/a-program-is-never-less-than-90--complete--and-nev)
“Without requirements or design , programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” - Louis Srygley
(Источник:https://twitter.com/codewisdom)
Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. - Larry Wall
(Источник:https://www.azquotes.com/quote/570105?ref=programming-funny)
“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” ― Martin Golding
(Источник: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/3243250.Martin_Golding)
Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn't work”. - Anonymous
(Источник: https://softwarequotes.com/quote/beta--software-undergoes-beta-testing-shortly-befo)
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. - Bill Gates
(Источник: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/477670?ref=programming-funny)
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature. - Anonymous
(Источник: https://softwarequotes.com/quote/it-s-not-a-bug---it-s-an-undocumented-feature-)
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein
(Источник: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/585176?ref=programming-funny)
“If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” ― Edsger W. Dijkstra
(Источник: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/1271018-if-debugging-is-the-process-of-removing-software-bugs-then)
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. - Brian Kernighan
(Источник: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/669106?ref=programming-funny)
“Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.” ― Edward V. Berard
(Источник: https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/234986-walking-on-water-and-developing-software-from-a-specification-are)
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rick Cook
(Источник: https://www.azquotes.com/quote/668291?ref=programming-funny)
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